17 March, 2008

Quite an impact

One of the dumbest things you can do with money is spend it.
- Robert Wilson


From:o.in]
Sent: Saturday, March 15, 2008 11:46 AM
To:.in
Subject: Quite an impact

 

Impact of job change
 
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.


For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights outof me!”
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."


The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver -
I've been driving a van carrying dead bodies for the last 25 years......

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