FW: Funny Company Names

May be repeated one… but good fun…

 

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.

~~~ Elmer G. Letterman

 

Sent: Thursday, September 02, 2010 9:53 AM
To: Chirag Arunkumar Gandhi
Subject: Fw: Funny Company Names

 

 

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NIIT : Not Interested in IT

 

WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

 

HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

 

BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

 

IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

 

SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

 

C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

 

DEC (Digital Equipment Corporation) : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

 ORACLE : Online Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees

 

PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments