FW: Njoyyy a good joke....

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Subject: Njoyyy a good joke....

 

> An elephant has 5 mangoes and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the
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> Because the mangoes are made of plastic.
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> Next?Q  uestion....
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> The 5 mangoes are real , but yet the elephant does not eat them. Why?
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> Because the elephant is made of plastic.
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> Hahhaa?never give up?one more..
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> Both the elephant and the mangoes are real, but yet it cannot eat them.
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> Because the mangoes are in the TV.
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> Ooops!!! Cool down?
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> Both the elephant and the mangoes are real and in the TV, but yet it
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> Because they are on different channels.
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> Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe
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> Both the elephant and the mangoes are real and in the TV and on the same
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> Because the TV is off.
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> K hikhik hi ... J
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> Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the mangoes.Why?
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> Itna kyun soch rahe ho yaar...Kya bigada hain usne aapka...Khane do naa
> bichare ko!!!
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> Naraaz nahi hone ka.......gussa hai to FORWARD karke kisi our ko pareshan karo.......