31 May, 2008

ShadowDance

This one is also too good…

 

There is no such thing as failure. Failure is only success delayed.


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Sent
: Saturday, May 31, 2008 11:52 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: ShadowDance

 

MAN VS CHIMP

Just amazing…

 

A winner is not one who never fails, but one who never QUITS!


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: Saturday, May 31, 2008 12:09 PM
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Subject: MAN VS CHIMP

 

30 May, 2008

FREE FOOD FOR BRAVE HEARTS !

Kya risky rasta hai re mamu!

 

" Don`t be afraid to take a big step when one is indicated. You can`t cross a chasm in two small steps.
- David Lloyd George


From: Hail.com]
Sent
: Friday, May 30, 2008 11:58 AM
To: Chirag Gandhi
Subject: Fwd: FREE FOOD FOR BRAVE HEARTS !

Good one..

FREE FOOD FOR BRAVE HEARTS !

Friday lunchtime anyone wants to join?
 

First - take the tram up to the start of the trail.

 

 
Now follow the path.

 

 
Be sure to hold on to the 'railing'
.

 

 
Keep an eye on the person in front of you.

 

 
Be very careful when passing someone going in the opposite direction.

 

 
Now just up a few steps (on the left)
.

 
 
Gets a little steeper here - so put your toes in the holes.

 

 
A few more steps to go.

 

 
Finally in sight.

 

 

This restaurant is in China.
 

If you manage to reach the restaurant the food is free.

 

A gud TVC from same tyre co.

There is no such thing as failure. Failure is only success delayed.


From: Mcom.com]
Sent
: Friday, May 30, 2008 11:32 AM
To: Mah
Subject: A gud TVC
Importance: High

 

 

A gud TVC from a tyre Co.

 

"Happiness is like a butterfly which when pursued ,is always beyond our reach but which, if you sit down quietly,may alight upon you"


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: Friday, May 30, 2008 11:32 AM
To:
Subject: A gud TVC
Importance: High

 

 

A Leader Should Know How to Manage Failure

Good one…

There is no such thing as failure. Failure is only success delayed.


From: Chirag Gandhi [mailto:cagandhi@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, May 30, 2008 10:11 AM
To: Chirag Gandhi
Subject: Fwd: A Leader Should Know How to Manage Failure

'A Leader Should Know How to Manage Failure'           

(Former President of India APJ Abdul Kalam at Wharton India Economic forum , Philadelphia, March 22,2008)

Question:

Could you give an example, from your own experience, of how leaders should manage failure?

Kalam:

Let me tell you about my experience. In 1973 I became the project director of India's satellite launch vehicle program, commonly called the SLV-3. Our goal was to put India's "Rohini" satellite into orbit by 1980. I was given funds and human resources -- but was told clearly that by 1980 we had to launch the satellite into space. Thousands of people worked together in scientific and technical teams towards that goal.

By 1979 -- I think the month was August -- we thought we were ready. As the project director, I went to the control center for the launch. At four minutes before the satellite launch, the computer began to go through the checklist of items that needed to be checked. One minute later, the computer program put the launch on hold; the display showed that some control components were not in order. My experts -- I had four or five of them with me -- told me not to worry; they had done their calculations and there was enough reserve fuel. So I bypassed the computer, switched to manual mode, and launched the rocket. In the first stage, everything worked fine. In the second stage, a problem developed. Instead of the satellite going into orbit, the whole rocket system plunged into the Bay of Bengal. It was a big failure.

That day, the chairman of the Indian Space Research Organization, Prof. Satish Dhawan, had called a press conference. The launch was at 7:00 am, and the press conference -- where journalists from around the world were present -- was at 7:45 am at ISRO's satellite launch range in Sriharikota [in Andhra Pradesh in southern India]. Prof. Dhawan, the leader of the organization, conducted the press conference himself. He took responsibility for the failure -- he said that the team had worked very hard, but that it needed more technological support. He assured the media that in another year, the team would definitely succeed. Now, I was the project director, and it was my failure, but instead, he took responsibility for the failure as chairman of the organization.

The next year, in July 1980, we tried again to launch the satellite -- and this time we succeeded. The whole nation was jubilant. Again, there was a press conference. Prof. Dhawan called me aside and told me, "You conduct the press conference today."

I learned a very important lesson that day. When failure occurred, the leader of the organization owned that failure. When success came, he gave it to his team. The best management lesson I have learned did not come to me from reading a book; it came from that experience.

 

29 May, 2008

computer Jyotishi baba

This one is very funny & creative one too…

 

"It's better to be defeated on Principles than to win on lies."


From: Amod ail.com]
Sent
: Thursday, May 29, 2008 7:30 PM
To: Chirag Gandhi
Subject: computer baba

 

Good one ....

Park your car this way to save from Parking police

Good TVC…

 

Even a correct decision is wrong when it was taken too late.

---Lee Iacocca

 

From: Mm]
Sent
: Thursday, May 29, 2008 2:56 PM
To: Subject: Park your car this way to save from Parking police

Amazing Aviation Potography..

Big mail… but very good collection…

 

"Life is Like an Ice-cream; Enjoy it before it melts!"


From: com.com]
Sent
: Thursday, May 29, 2008 2:41 PM
To: Mah
Subject: Amazing Aviation Potography..

 

Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazing pics u will really like it.

World 2050 without fuel

Good TVC…

 

"Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph."

                                                       - Jim Samuals


From: Mm.com]
Sent
: Thursday, May 29, 2008 10:38 AM
To: M
Subject: World 2050

 

 

28 May, 2008

Technical news: Gates and Ballmer to show a little Windows 7 skin at D6

See the images, just gr8!... you love it…

Nothing is good or bad but thinking makes it so.

--Shakespeare


From: nm]
Sent
: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 11:00 AM
To: pSubject: Gates and Ballmer to show a little Windows 7 skin at D6

Gates and Ballmer to show a little Windows 7 skin at D6

Vista has been a source of incompatibilities and displeasure among users, and Microsoft wants to avoid that kind of problem.

Sinofsky described the Windows 7 kernel evolution as follows in the interview:

We're very clear that drivers and software that work on Windows Vista are going to work really well on Windows 7; in fact, they'll work the same. We're going to not introduce additional compatibilities, particularly in the driver model. Windows Vista was about improving those things. We are going to build on the success and the strength of the Windows Server 2008 kernel, and that has all of this work that you've been talking about. The key there is that the kernel in Windows Server '08 is an evolution of the kernel in Windows Vista, and then Windows 7 will be a further evolution of that kernel as well.

6

CrunchGear has published some screen shots of what appears to be an embryonic Windows 7. A Microsoft spokesperson has said that the screens are either very old versions of the new operating system or fake.

http://www.crunchgear.com/2008/05/27/windows-7-screen-grabs-look-better-than-they-sound/

http://news.cnet.com/8301-13860_3-9951638-56.html?tag=nefd.riv

 

Finally CPU Inside Keyboard...

Good one… also having card slot, so access control feature is also there… cool…

 

"The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible."

- - - Arthur C. Clarke


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Sent
: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 9:08 AM
To: c.gandhi@mudra.com
Subject: Fwd: Finally CPU Inside Keyboard...

Finally  CPU  inside Keyboard

 
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" There are 10 types of people on this planet....

Those who understand binary .. and the rest who don't! "

Duniya Gol Hai.........

This one is very funny…

 

Even a correct decision is wrong when it was taken too late.

---Lee Iacocca


From: To: Maulik Shah
Subject: Duniya Gol Hai.........

 

Boss said to Secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.

Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband makes call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I have work for a week, so you need not come for class.

Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets spend the week together.

Grandpa (the 1st boss) makes call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.

Secretary makes call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband makes call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I can't give you company.

Grandpa makes call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement.

 

27 May, 2008

Perception

Too much motivating…

 

Nothing is good or bad but thinking makes it so.

--Shakespeare


From:.co.in]
Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2008 6:01 PM
To:
Subject: Perception

 

Perspective on life

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"

"It was great, Dad."

"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.

"Oh yeah," said the son.

"So, tell me, what you learned from the trip?" asked the father.

The son answered:
"I saw that we have one dog and they had four.

We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end.

We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night...

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.

We have walls around our property to protect us; they have friends to protect them."

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, "Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are." 

Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don't have.

Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!



Generation-X kid to mom :
"How come you have given me only a name but no password?"

The girl who did Aishwarya's stunt role in DHOOM -2

 

Forgiveness is all-powerful. Forgiveness heals all ills.
--Catherine Ponder



To:
From:
Date: Wed, 21 May 2008 10:46:54 +0530
Subject: The girl who did Aishwarya's stunt role in DHOOM -2

 

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26 May, 2008

who is she!!!!!!!!! Guess.......

Another good TVC…

 

Nothing is good or bad but thinking makes it so.

--Shakespeare


From:.com]
Sent: Monday, May 26, 2008 10:57 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: who is she!!!!!!!!! Guess.......


Hi

Guess who is she??? (Look carefully in attachment...U LL have 10 secs)

A) Bipasha Basu

B) Deepika Padukone

C) Aishwarya Rai

D) Priyanka Chopra

Jump... practice this if u can.....

A very good TVC…

 

"Success is a wonderful thing, but never underestimates the value of failure. Failure teaches us many more things than success ever can."

 


From:.com]
Sent: Monday, May 26, 2008 11:03 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: Jump..practice this if u can.....

 

a poem on friendship in Gujarati...

Too too good…

 

"Success is a wonderful thing, but never underestimates the value of failure. Failure teaches us many more things than success ever can."


From:.com]
Sent: Monday, May 26, 2008 2:45 PM
To:
Subject: Fwd: ???? ???? ?? ??? ??????? ???


આભાર તાર કે આવી મિત્રતા આપી,

આપણા સંબંધમાં કેવી સુંદરતા આપી,

દુનિયામાં લોહીના સંબંધ પણ તુટીં જાય છે,

પણ મને દોસ્તીમાં પણ કેવી પવિત્રતા આપી...

કોઇ પણ વાત કહી શકીએ છીએ એક-બીજાને,

મિત્ર તે દુઃખ દુર કરવાની કેવી સત્ત્તા આપી,

નહિ છોડી શકીએ મિત્રતાને કોઇ પણ રીતે,

આપણા સંબંધમાં પ્રભુંએ પણ કેવી અટ્ટુટતા આપી,

હું અપૂર્ણ હતો તમારી મિત્રતા વિના,

તમે સાથ આપી કેવી પૂર્ણતા આપી......


23 May, 2008

PERSONALITY TEST

"Success is a wonderful thing, but never underestimates the value of failure. Failure teaches us many more things than success ever can."


From: com]
Sent
: Friday, May 23, 2008 4:32 PM
To: c.gandhi@mudra.com
Subject: Fwd: PERSONALITY TEST.

 

PERSONALITY TEST  
 
Select a shape below that appeals to you the most and then scroll down to read about your personality.
 
A psychologist developed these shapes. They have been tested worldwide, over a period of several years. As we received feedback from our research, we carefully adjusted the color and/or form of each shape, then tested again, until we were left with a highly successful set of shapes. These represent the nine basic personality types. 
  


  
    
  
 
Page down for answers 
  
  
  
    
  
  
  
  


  
 
1.
Introspective
Sensitive
Reflective
You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are highly intensive, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you need in order to feel good. However it is no problem for you to be alone for extended periods of time, without becoming bored. 
  
 

2.
Independent
Unconventional
Unfettered
You demand a free and unattached life for yourself that allows you to determine your own course. You have an artistic bent in your work or leisure activities. Your urge for freedom sometimes causes you to do exactly the opposite of what expected of you.
 
Your lifestyle is highly individualistic. You would never blindly imitate what is "in"; on the contrary, you seek to live according to your own ideas and convictions, even if this means swimming against the tide. 
  
 


3.
Dynamic
Active
Extroverted
You are quite willing to accept certain risks and to make a strong commitment in exchange for interesting and varied work. Routine, in contrast, tends to have a paralyzing effect on you.
 
What you like most is to be able to play an active role in events. In doing so, your initiative is highly pronounced. 
 

4.
Down to Earth
Well-Balanced
Harmonious
You value a natural style and love that which is uncomplicated. People admire you because you have both feet planted firmly on the ground and they can depend on you. You give those who are close to you security and space. You are perceived as being warm and human. You reject everything that is garish and trite. You tend to be skeptical toward the whims of fashion trends. For you, clothing has to be practical and unobtrusively elegant.

 
5.
Professional
Pragmatic
Self-assured
You take charge of your life, and place less faith in your luck and more in your own deeds. You solve problems in a practical, uncomplicated manner. You take a realistic view of the things in your daily life and tackle them without wavering. You are given a great deal of responsibility at work, because people know that you can be depended upon.
 
Your pronounced strength of will projects your self-assurance to others. You are never fully satisfied until you have accomplished your ideas.
 
 
6.
Peaceful
Discreet
Non-Aggressive
You are easy-going yet discreet. You make friends effortlessly, yet enjoy your privacy and independence. You like to get away from it all and be alone from time to time to contemplate the meaning of life and enjoy yourself. You need space, so you escape to beautiful hideaways, but you are not a loner. You are at peace with yourself and the world, and you appreciate life and what this world has to offer. 
  
 

7.
Carefree
Playful
Cheerful
You love a free and spontaneous life. And you attempt to enjoy it to the fullest, in accordance with the motto: "You only live once."
 
You are very curious and open about everything new; you thrive on change. Nothing is worse than when you feel tied down. You experience your environment as being versatile and always good for a surprise. 
  
 

8.
Romantic
Dreamy
Emotional
You are a very sensitive person. You refuse to view things only from a sober, rational standpoint. What your feelings tell you is just as important to you. In fact, you feel it is important to have dreams in life, too.
 
You reject people who scorn romanticism and are guided only by rationality. You refuse to let anything confine the rich variety of your moods and emotions. 
  
 

9.
Analytical
Trustworthy
Self-assured
Your momentary sensitivity represents that which is of high quality and durable. Consequently, you like to surround yourself with little "gems," which you discover wherever others overlook them.
 
Thus, culture plays a special role in your life. You have found your own personal style, which is elegant and exclusive, free from the whims of fashion. Your ideal, upon which you base your life, is cultured pleasure. You value a certain level of culture on the part of the people with whom you associate.

Forwarded by Jagdish Mahant.